“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.” jack handey
“I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I?” jack handey

“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.” jack handey
“I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I?” jack handey
“If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mister Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.” jack handey
“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying.’ And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did.’” jack handey